My take on love

Haiya...what's with all these talk on love man...so sappy it makes me wanna puke.....

See that statement above? that is the words of a grumpy grinch.

There is no way that humans would ever think that truthfully, 'cos ALL of us need love. One way or another. Just that some keep it hidden inside...like that poor grumpy grinch here.

Who wants to open his cold heart anyways? not me. Anyone? Anyone?

Anyways that was just not the point.

I can write a lot about love, trust me. Girls are suckers for romance. Wonder why romance books hits the constant bestsellers? Cos they need romance as much as guys need that three-letter-word. Don't gasp now people, that's just the plain ol' truth...and they do have a good reason to.

Anyways: here's some entertainment for myself...I am goin' to post some really random stuffs on LOVE...yeah yeah some are from the bible as well...but some are really meaningful and some just plain freaking wth....like this one:

Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church....so wives should submit to their husbands to everything....

Yeah, "what the heck" was that, I thought??!!...so freaking ulu wan.....

BUT....here comes the punchline.....

Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her.....He who loves his wife loves himself....

Ephesians 5:22-28

(Ok fine, fine....I fu qi lar.....)

Here are the meaningful ones:

There are three things that amaze me...no, four things that I don't understand: how the eagle glides through the sky; how a snake slithers through the rock; how a ship navigates through the ocean.......how a man loves a woman.

Proverbs 30:18-19

The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is to love and be loved in return.

Natalie Cole

If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails....

1 Corinthians 13:1-8 & 13

Seduce my mind and you can have my body, Find my soul and I'm yours forever.

Anonymous ~

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

by Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land ~

You don't love a woman because she's beautiful, She is beautiful because you love her.

Anonymous ~

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth— for your love is more delightful than wine.....

Many waters cannot quench love; rivers cannot wash it away. If one were to give all the wealth of his house for love, it would be utterly scorned.

From Songs of Solomon (the ultimate book on love!)

And here's one really super random one not really on really on love lar...but it's priceless!-super important for girls....(winks)

Ten Sexual Turnoffs - don't ever say this to a guy during sex

1) "You're not doing it right."

2) "I don't like that." (=S)

3) "Ouch! That hurts!" (O.O)

4) "Don't touch me like that."

5) "That tickles."

6) "Not like that."

7) "Not yet." (=.=)

8) "Not there." (=.=)

9) "I'm not ready."

10) (plain LOL) "What are you doing??!"

(excerpt taken from Gray, J. Ph.D. (1995). Mars and Venus in the Bedroom: a guide to lasting romance and passion, page 55, Ten Sexual Turnoffs. Griffin: Rydalmere, Australia.)

hahahahahahaha!